7 Teacher Math Jokes To Have A Great Laugh On Summer Break ~ Master Xuan

Here are 7 teacher math jokes that make you happier this summer break. Maybe thinking about math during the holiday also give you a headache, but I promise you these wouldn’t. Instead, these funny math jokes and puns may make you chuckle.

You can learn them and use them in the classroom to help lighten the mood or use them as the joke of the day to engage students. Or simply, enjoy! I know you will get these jokes in mathematics.

Disclaimer: I only make up the jokes titles. The jokes are found on the internet.

1) Parallel Relationship

Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

2) Difference in Fractions Terminology

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of you will get this.

3) Be Careful Who You Hire

I went on holiday last week. I got an odd-job man in, gave him a list of ten jobs to do while I was away. When I got back, he’d only done jobs 1,3,5,7, and 9.

4) Emotional Triangle

Question: Why is the obtuse triangle upset?
Answer: Because he’s never right.

5) Fashionable Numbers

Question: What does the 0 say to the 8?
Answer: “I like your belt.”

6) Warm Corner

Question: How do you keep warm in any rectangular room?
Answer: Stay at the corner where it is always 90 degrees.

7) The Cutest Angle

Question: What do you call an adorable angle?
Answer: Acute angle!

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